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Nov 5th, 2008
Hello, sorry it's been so long since we gave you an update. we can't beleive that 2008 is almost over. We want to once again thank you for another great year of great times. There are too many highlights to list them all here, but we want to thank you for allowing us the honor of playing for you once again. A couple things really standout; of course the addition of JOHN LAVALLY to the family, the record setting crowd at "Live on the Lake", Sold out shows at Flavours everytime! 300+ people at Bogie's for ourfirst time there, another awesome Hinsdale Block Party, and of course meeting a bunch of new SMARTASSAHOLICS through out the year!
Our 2009 schedule is just about complete, it includes our return to THE DALTON DEPOT as well as THE ITAM, FLAVOURS, BOGIE'S, HAMI'S and a few more to be announced very soon!
ITAM LODGE NEAR THE LAKE IN PITTSFIELD is HOSTING THE 1ST ANNUAL BERKSHIRE COUNTY HOLIDAY PARTY - SATURDAY - NOVEMBER 22ND - FROM 9:30 TO 1 - DO NOT MISS THIS PARTY!!!! THE ROOM FITS ABOUT 400 - 450 PEOPLE, SO THERE IS PLENTY OF ROOM FOR EVERYONE! ITS ONLY 5 FRICKEN BUCKS TO GET IN!
Please make sure you check our schedule for all our upcoming shows and any changes which may happen. If you are not on our emailing list sign up now!!!! Email List This will allow you to go emails from us weekly letting you know what is going on!
We want to state once again, that nothing has changed from the first day we formed this band! WE ARE YOUR BAND!!!!! And we will do our best to make you happy! if there is something you would like us to learn...please let us know!
By the way - We have a shitload of SMARTASS merchandise for sale!!!!!! SO IF YOU WEAR ANY SMARTASS MERCHANDISE TO A SHOW, YOU WILL GET IN FOR A BUCK CHEAPER!!! Just click on BUY OUR SHIT! and pick out what ya want!!!!! It will be shipped directly to your house!
If you have any suggestions please feel free to email us at SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com
Thank you for all your support and hope to see you out soon!

We now have a MYSPACE SITE !!!!!! Just click on and JOIN OUR FRIENDS LIST AND SAY HELLO! WE WILL BE UPDATING THIS VERY SOON!






Mar 28th, 2008
Hello, it has been awhile since we gave everyone an update and we know there are 8 billion bullshit rumors going around so we are hear to set everything straight! FIRST OF ALL - WE ARE NOT BREAKING UP AND HAVE NO PLANS TO DO SO FORA LONG LONG TIME! SECOND - WE HAVE A NEW GUITARIST, HIS NAME IS JOH3N ( THE 3 IS SILENT) HE IS FROM SPRINGFIELD AND USED TO PLAY IN AQUANETT AND A BON JOVI TRIBUTE! WE ARE SURE YOU WILL TREAT HIM AS WELL AS YOU HAVE TREATED ALL OF US AND MAKE HIM A PART OF THE FAMILY! WE ARE SURE YOU WILL LOVE HIS PLAYING AND HIS GREAT VOCALS HE ADDS TO THE BAND.
OUR 2008 SCHEDULE IS STILL CHANGING ALITTLE. THE GEAA IS NOT LOOKING TOO GOOD AT THIS POINT. WE HAVE FILLED SOME DATES WITH THE ITAM LODGE NEAR THE LAKE IN PITTSFIELD. WE THINK YOU WILL LOVE THIS ROOM AND WE CANT WAIT TO PLAY THERE FOR THE FIRST TIME ON SATURDAY - APRIL 12....TELL EVERYONE!!! THE ROOM FITS ABOUT 400 PEOPLE - SO ITS BIGGER THAN THE A, CLEANER AND NICER. IF WE CAN GET SOME PEOPLE THERE WE CAN CONTINUE TO PLAY THERE...SO IT IS UP TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Please make sure you check our schedule for all our upcoming shows and any changes which may happen. If you are not on our emailing list sign up now!!!! Email List This will allow you to go emails from us weekly letting you know what is going on!
We want to state once again, that nothing has changed from the first day we formed this band! WE ARE YOUR BAND!!!!! And we will do our best to make you happy! if there is something you would like us to learn...please let us know!
By the way - We have a shitload of SMARTASS merchandise for sale!!!!!! SO IF YOU WEAR ANY SMARTASS MERCHANDISE TO A SHOW, YOU WILL GET IN FOR A BUCK CHEAPER!!! Just click on BUY OUR SHIT! and pick out what ya want!!!!! It will be shipped directly to your house!
If you have any suggestions please feel free to email us at SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com
Thank you for all your support and hope to see you out soon!

We now have a MYSPACE SITE !!!!!! Just click on and JOIN OUR FRIENDS LIST AND SAY HELLO! WE WILL BE UPDATING THIS VERY SOON!

WE LOOK FORWARD TO A FANTASTIC 2008, 2009, 2010 ETC........THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT AND HOPE TO SEE YOU OUT AT OUR SHOWS !!!!!! CMON UP AND SAY HELLO!!!!!

Dec 24th, 2007
2007 is OVER!!!! Help us take it out with a BLAST! NEW YEARS EVE AT THE G.E.A.A.!!!! TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW AT THE A! GET THEM NOW!!!!! THEY ARE ONLY 5 BUCKS IN ADVANCE!!! IF YOU ARE STUPID AND WAIT UNTIL NEW YEARS EVE...THEY WILL BE $10!!!...SO DONT FUCKIN WAIT!!!! EVERY YEAR HAS BEEN A SELL-OUT!!!!!
OUR 2008 SCHEDULE IS ALMOST COMPLETE. WE ARE AT THE G.E.A.A. ONCE A MONTH THRU 2008, WE ARE ALSO SPEAKING WITH BOGIE'S IN GREAT BARRINGTON AND FLAVOURS ON RT.7 BETWEEN PITTSFIELD AND LENOX. ALSO BOUSQUET IS INTERESTED. WE MAY BE TAKING A FEW TREKS DOWN TO SPRINGFIELD AS WELL! AND OF COURSE WE ARE ALREADY TO PLAY THE PARTY OF THE SUMMER - THE HINSDALE BLOCK DANCE!!!! ON JULY 19TH!!!!!
Please make sure you check our schedule for all our upcoming shows and any changes which may happen. If you are not on our emailing list sign up now!!!! Email List This will allow you to go emails from us weekly letting you know what is going on!
We want to state once again, that nothing has changed from the first day we formed this band! WE ARE YOUR BAND!!!!! And we will do our best to make you happy! if there is something you would like us to learn...please let us know! we do want to apologize for taking most of the summer off. THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN!
By the way - We have a shitload of SMARTASS merchandise for sale!!!!!! SO IF YOU WEAR ANY SMARTASS MERCHANDISE TO A SHOW, YOU WILL GET IN FOR A BUCK CHEAPER!!! Just click on BUY OUR SHIT! and pick out what ya want!!!!! It will be shipped directly to your house!
If you have any suggestions please feel free to email us at SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com
Thank you for all your support and hope to see you out soon!

We now have a MYSPACE SITE !!!!!! Just click on and JOIN OUR FRIENDS LIST AND SAY HELLO! WE WILL BE UPDATING THIS VERY SOON!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR A GREAT 2007!!!! WE LOOK FORWARD TO HAVING EVEN MORE FUN IN 2008!!!!!

Oct 30th, 2007
WOW!!!! 2007 is almost in the toilet! We cannot believe that we have been doing this for over 7 years. we want to thank all of you who come out and have fun with us every time we play! With the year ending that can only mean that another NEW YEARS EVE IS COMING!!!! TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW AT THE G.E.A.A. AND ALL OUR SHOWS! GET THEM NOW!!!!! THEY ARE ONLY 5 BUCKS IN ADVANCE!!! IF YOU ARE STUPID AND WAIT UNTIL NEW YEARS EVE...THEY WILL BE $10!!!...SO DONT FUCKIN WAIT!!!! EVERY YEAR HAS BEEN A SELL-OUT!!!!!
OUR 2008 SCHEDULE IS ALMOST COMPLETE - WE ARE 100% CONFIRMED AT THE G.E.A.A. FOR ALL OF 2008!!!! WE ARE TALKING WITH SEVERAL OTHER CLUBS IN BERKSHIRE COUNTY AND SPRINGFIELD TO FILL OUT OUR SCHEDULE. Please make sure you check our schedule for all our upcoming shows and any changes which may happen. If you are not on our emailing list sign up now!!!! Email List This will allow you to go emails from us weekly letting you know what is going on!
We want to state once again, that nothing has changed from the first day we formed this band! WE ARE YOUR BAND!!!!! And we will do our best to make you happy! if there is something you would like us to learn...please let us know!
By the way - We have a shitload of SMARTASS merchandise for sale!!!!!! SO IF YOU WEAR ANY SMARTASS MERCHANDISE TO A SHOW, YOU WILL GET IN FOR A BUCK CHEAPER!!! Just click on BUY OUR SHIT! and pick out what ya want!!!!! It will be shipped directly to your house!
If you have any suggestions please feel free to email us at SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com
Thank you for all your support and hope to see you out soon!

We now have a MYSPACE SITE !!!!!! Just click on and JOIN OUR FRIENDS LIST AND SAY HELLO! WE WILL BE UPDATING THIS VERY SOON!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR A GREAT 2007...ITS NOT OVER YET!

May 25th, 2007
Holy %$#@ does time fly!!!! It is hard to believe that we have been playing out for 7 years now! We want to sincerely thank each and everyone of you for all your incredible support. We never imagined we would have the honor of playing to so many great people for this long! THANK YOU SO VERY, VERY MUCH!!!!!
We want to state once again, that nothing has changed from the first day we formed this band! WE ARE YOUR BAND!!!!! And we will do our best to make you happy! if there is something you would like us to learn...please let us know!
By the way - We have a shitload of SMARTASS merchandise for sale!!!!!! SO IF YOU WEAR ANY SMARTASS MERCHANDISE TO A SHOW, YOU WILL GET IN FOR A BUCK CHEAPER!!! Just click on BUY OUR SHIT! and pick out what ya want!!!!! It will be shipped directly to your house!
If you are not on our emailing list sign up now!!!! Email List This will allow you to go emails from us weekly letting you know what is going on!
With summer fast approaching, that means the block dance is as well. Over 2500 people are expected this year - Dont miss it! It will be SATURDAY, JULY 14TH FROM 3PM TO MINDINGHT, WE WILL BE PLAYING FROM 8 TO MIDNIGHT THIS YEAR, AS PER YOUR REQUESTS
With regards to the lake;Darren spoke with Peter Barry of 95.9; They are goig thru all the submissions now and we hope to hear something very soon! In the meantime, although we love your loyality, dedication and enthusiasm please refrain from contacting 95.9 or Greylock until the final decisions have been made!
Please make sure you check our schedule for all our upcoming shows and any changes which may happen. If you are not on our emailing list sign up now!!!! Email List This will allow you to go emails from us weekly letting you know what is going on!
If you have any suggestions please feel free to email us at SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com
Thank you for all your support and hope to see you out soon!

We now have a MYSPACE SITE !!!!!! Just click on and JOIN OUR FRIENDS LIST AND SAY HELLO! Thanks to John Kickery from Kickery Kreative for designing it!



Jan 10th, 2007
WE HAVE RECEIVED OVER 50 EMAILS WITH REGARDS TO OUR 2007 SCHEDULE. WE WOULD LIKE EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT WE ARE IN THE PROCESS OF BOOKING MORE DATES AS WE SPEAK. WE ARE ALL SET AT THE G.E.A.A. THRU THE END OF 2007...INCLUDING NEW YEARS EVE ONCE AGAIN. WE WILL ALSO BE PLAYING THE HINSDALE BLOCK DANCE ON JULY 14 ONCE AGAIN. IN ADDITION WE ARE WAITING FOR GLEN AND SHELLY TO GET BACK FROM VACATION AND CONTINUE OUR MONTHLY JAUNT TO THE BERKSHIRE BLUES CAFE IN LEE, MA.
WITH REGARDS TO SPRINGFIELD, WE ARE OPENING FOR THE BON JOVI TRIBUTE BAND IN WESTFIELD AT BENTLEY BILLIARDS ON FRIDAY - FEBRUARY 9TH. WE PLAY AT 9:30 PLEASE CONTACT US IF YOU WOULD LIKE DIRECTIONS AND COME DOWN AND CHECK IT OUT. WE ARE IN CONTACT WITH SEVERAL OTHER SPRINGFIELD BARS AS WELL TO FILL OUT OUR 2007 CALENDAR!

Please make sure you check our schedule for all our upcoming shows and any changes which may happen. If you are not on our emailing list sign up now!!!! Email List This will allow you to go emails from us weekly letting you know what is going on!

The GUESTBOOK should be up and running once again in a few days - Stay Tuned!

Dont forget.....WE now have a shitload of SMARTASS merchandise for sale!!!!!! Just click on BUY OUR SHIT! and pick out what ya want!!!!! It will be shipped directly to your house!
Please keep those requests coming and sign up for our emailing list! If you have any suggestions please feel free to email us at SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com
Thank you for all your support and hope to see you out soon!


Jan 1st, 2007
It's hard to believe another year has past! We would like to thank everyone that has come out and made this year so much fun for us! We look forward to 2007 being even better! We are adding dates to the 2007 schedule , including shows in Springfield and beyond!!! Please make sure you check our schedule for all our upcoming shows and any changes which may happen. If you are not on our emailing list sign up now!!!! Email List This will allow you to go emails from us weekly letting you know what is going on!
Dont forget.....WE now have a shitload of SMARTASS merchandise for sale!!!!!! Just click on BUY OUR SHIT! and pick out what ya want!!!!! It will be shipped directly to your house!
Please keep those requests coming and sign up for our emailing list! If you have any suggestions please feel free to email us at SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com
Thank you for all your support and hope to see you out soon!


Jul 30th, 2006
We would like to thank the town of Hinsdale, the Hinsdale Fire Dept (Steve and the gang....you guys rock!) for putting on the party of the summer and inviting us to be a part of it! Once again, the Block dance was a huge success, the weather was awesome once again and it was just a great time!!!! YES, WE WILL BE DOING IT NEXT YEAR AS WELL - THE DATE WILL BE JULY 21st!!!!!! KEEP THAT DATE OPEN!
Please make sure you check our schedule for all our upcoming shows and any changes which may happen. If you are not on our emailing list sign up now!!!! Email List This will allow you to go emails from us weekly letting you know what is going on!
Dont forget.....WE now have a shitload of SMARTASS merchandise for sale!!!!!! Just click on BUY OUR SHIT! and pick out what ya want!!!!! It will be shipped directly to your house!
Please keep those requests coming and sign up for our emailing list! If you have any suggestions please feel free to email us at SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com
GET READY TO CALL IN SICK ON WEDNESDAY - AUGUST 23rd. THAT IS WHEN WE WILL BE PLAYING THE LIVE AT THE LAKE SERIES, (RAIN OR SHINE) So no matter what - WE ARE PLAYING! IT IS FROM 6-8PM..OVER 4000 PEOPLE ARE EXPECTED, SO YA BETTER GET THERE EARLY! WE MAY START AT 5 IF THEY LET US! WE WILL ALSO BE ON 95.9 WITH BOB AND KELLIE THE MORNING OF THE SHOW FROM LIKE 8:15 AM TO AROUND 9ish! We have promised to keep it clean!
Thank you for all your support and hope to see you out soon!



May 26th, 2006
JUST A QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT - YES WE ARE PLAYING AT THE LIVE AT THE LAKE SERIES THIS YEAR!!!!!!

WE WILL BE PLAYING WEDNESDAY - AUGUST 23RD FROM 6PM TO 8PM!! GET THERE EARLY TO ENSURE A GOOD SPOT. WE WILL BE PLAYING RAIN OR SHINE! And if it rains! Yes Gary will be doing a header into another puddle again! He has promised that!
we would like to thank Peter Barry for his support in getting us to finally be able to play at this event. We had to alter our name slightly to SMART ACTS...but who f##kin cares! Hope to see everyone there!


May 10th, 2006
Holy crap does time fly!!!! It is hard to believe that we have been playing out for 6 years now! We want to sincerely thank each and everyone of you for all your incredible support. We never imagined we would have the honor of playing to so many great people for this long! THANK YOU SO VERY, VERY MUCH!!!!!
We want to state once again, that nothing has changed from the first day we formed this band! WE ARE YOUR BAND!!!!! And we will do our best to make you happy! if there is something you would like us to learn...please let us know!
By the way - We have a shitload of SMARTASS merchandise for sale!!!!!! SO IF YOU WEAR ANY SMARTASS MERCHANDISE TO A SHOW, YOU WILL GET IN FOR A BUCK CHEAPER!!! Just click on BUY OUR SHIT! and pick out what ya want!!!!! It will be shipped directly to your house!
If you are not on our emailing list sign up now!!!! Email List This will allow you to go emails from us weekly letting you know what is going on!
With summer fast approaching, that means the block dance is as well. Over 2500 people are expected this year - Dont miss it! It will be SATURDAY, JULY 15TH FROM 3PM TO MINDINGHT, WE WILL BE PLAYING FROM 8 TO MIDNIGHT THIS YEAR, AS PER YOUR REQUESTS
With regards to the lake;Darren spoke with Peter Barry of 105; There are 2 slots still open for the summer. He said, " He will see what he can do for us" The stumbling block for us to play at the lake is that Greylock Federal Credit Union does not want our name on a poster around the city because they feel it is offensive and they dont not want to upset their customers. We understand and have given them some alternative names which they can use as to not offend anyone and allow us to play at the lake at the same time. Some of those names are; SMART, SMART A, SMART BEEP, SMART ALEX, SMART AXX. If you have any other suggestions please let us know and we will forward them on to Peter. In the meantime, although we love your loyality, dedication and enthusiasm please refrain from contacting 105 or Greylock until the final decisions have been made!

Nov 24th, 2005
TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE FOR THE NEW YEARS EVE BASH AT THE GEAA. AS ALWAYS TICKETS ARE ONLY 5 BUCKS - THEY ARE AVAILABLE AT THE G.E.A.A. AND ALL OUR SHOWS. DONT F##KIN WAIT AND BE LEFT OUT IN THE COLD, BORED OUTTA YOUR MIND, THEN YELL AT US LATER COS YOU COULDN'T GET IN......GET YOUR TICKETS NOW AND BRING IN THE NEW YEAR WITH US!
HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL OUT THERE! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!


Nov 8th, 2005
Wow!!!! It's hard to beleive that another year is just about gone already! We would like to thank everyone who has come out and made each and every night such a f##kin blast!!!! A big SMARTASS salute to you all!!!!
Of course there is only one way to end the year......ITS THE NEW YEARS EVE BASH AT THE GEAA. AS ALWAYS TICKETS WILL ONLY BE 5 BUCKS - THEY ARE ON SALE NOW AT THE G.E.A.A. AND ALL OUR SHOWS. DONT FRICKEN WAIT AND BE LEFT OUT IN THE COLD, BORED OUTTA YOUR MIND. GET YOUR TICKETS NOW AND BRING IN THE NEW YEAR WITH US!
Our 2006 schedule is all set! Please make sure you check our schedule for all our upcoming shows and any changes which may happen. If you are not on our emailing list sign up now!!!! Email List This will allow you to go emails from us weekly letting you know what is going on!
Dont forget.....We now have a shitload of SMARTASS merchandise for sale!!!!!! Just click on BUY OUR SHIT! and pick out what ya want!!!!! It will be shipped directly to your house!
Thank you for all your support and making every time we play such a great time! You guys are awesome! Looking forward to a rockin 2006!!!!!

Sep 1st, 2005
We would like to thank the 1200 crazy people that decided to come out and party with us and Pimp at the lake last night! Even though it poured towards the end (which made it more fun) everyone had a great time! To be honest we were not expecting that many people with the remnants of Hurricane Katrina and school starting the next day. So thank you so very much! We are already planning to do it again next year!
We want to thank all the sponsors of the event: STAR 101.7 ( You Rock), MOVIE GALLERY, FIRST METROPOLITAN MORTGAGE, DALTON DEPOT, WIRELESS ZONE, STEVENSON AND CO., MISTY MOONLIGHT ,COUNTY CONCRETE, HINSDALE MUSTER TEAM , TAHITI, CORMIER LANDSCAPING AND OF COURSE OUR GREAT FRIENDS IN PIMP!!!!
With regards to Hurricane Katrina, a benefit for all the victims is in the planning now and we will be a part of that event! We hope that anyone that has loved ones in the affected area are safe. We will do what we can to help! In the meantime , please send donation to the Red Cross or and other agency you see fit!
We are in the process of booking 2006 ( yep, its coming) and that should be complete within the next few weeks! Please make sure you check our schedule for all our upcoming shows and any changes which may happen. If you are not on our emailing list sign up now!!!! Email List This will allow you to get emails from us weekly letting you know what is going on!
Dont forget.....We now have a shitload of SMARTASS merchandise for sale!!!!!! Just click on BUY OUR SHIT! and pick out what ya want!!!!! It will be shipped directly to your house!
Please keep those requests coming and sign up for our emailing list! If you have any suggestions please feel free to email us at SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com
Thank you for all your support and hope to see you out soon!
BY THE WAY...unless we are doing something special.........IT WILL ALWAYS, WE REPEAT ALWAYS BE 4 BUCKS...OR LESS AT THE GEAA AND THE DEPOT!!!!!

AND WE HAVE HAD PEOPLE ASKING ALREADY - NEW YEARS TICKETS WILL GO ON SALE HALLOWEEN WEEKEND - THEY WILL BE $5.00 ONCE AGAIN! THE LAST FEW YEARS HAVE BEEN A SELL-OUT. SO START MAKING PLANS NOW! DO NOT WAIT!

Thank you for all your support and making every time we play such a great time! You guys are awesome!

Jul 18th, 2005
We would like to thank the town of Hinsdale, the Hinsdale Fire Dept (Steve and the gang....you guys rock!) for putting on the party of the summer and inviting us to be a part of it! Once again, the Block dance was a huge success, the weather was awesome once again and it was just a great time!!!! YES, WE WILL BE DOING IT NEXT YEAR AS WELL - THE DATE WILL BE JULY 15TH!!!!!! KEEP THAT DATE OPEN!
Please make sure you check our schedule for all our upcoming shows and any changes which may happen. If you are not on our emailing list sign up now!!!! Email List This will allow you to go emails from us weekly letting you know what is going on!
Dont forget.....WE now have a shitload of SMARTASS merchandise for sale!!!!!! Just click on BUY OUR SHIT! and pick out what ya want!!!!! It will be shipped directly to your house!
Please keep those requests coming and sign up for our emailing list! If you have any suggestions please feel free to email us at SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com
Thank you for all your support and hope to see you out soon!
BY THE WAY...unless we are doing something special.........IT WILL ALWAYS, WE REPEAT ALWAYS BE 4 BUCKS...OR LESS AT THE GEAA AND THE DEPOT!!!!!
Thank you for all your support and making every time we play such a great time! You guys are awesome!

May 18th, 2005
Holy crap does time fly!!!! It is hard to believe that we have been playing out for 5 years now! We want to sincerely thank each and everyone of you for all your incredible support. We never imagined we would have the honor of playing to so many great people for this long! THANK YOU SO VERY, VERY MUCH!!!!!
We want to state once again, that nothing has changed from the first day we formed this band! WE ARE YOUR BAND!!!!! And we will do our best to make you happy! if there is something you would like us to learn...please let us know!
WE HOPE YOU WILL JOIN US IN CELEBRATING 5 YEARS OF GREAT PEOPLE AND GREAT TIMES SATURDAY NIGHT, MAY 28 AT THE G.E.A.A.
We have a shitload of SMARTASS merchandise for sale!!!!!! SO IF YOU WEAR ANY SMARTASS MERCHANDISE TO A SHOW, YOU WILL GET IN FOR A BUCK CHEAPER!!! Just click on BUY OUR SHIT! and pick out what ya want!!!!! It will be shipped directly to your house!
If you are not on our emailing list sign up now!!!! Email List This will allow you to go emails from us weekly letting you know what is going on!
BY THE WAY...unless we are doing something special.........IT WILL ALWAYS, WE REPEAT ALWAYS BE 4 BUCKS...OR LESS AT THE GEAA AND THE DEPOT!!!!!
Thank you for all your support and making every time we play such a great time! You guys are awesome!

Apr 3rd, 2005
Spring is finally here! As always we want to thank everyone so much for coming out and making our weekends such a blast! We will be diving into the practice room very soon to learn a bunch of songs. Please keep those requests coming!
WE now have a shitload of SMARTASS merchandise for sale!!!!!! SO IF YOU WEAR ANY SMARTASS MERCHANDISE TO A SHOW, YOU WILL GET IN FOR A BUCK CHEAPER!!! Just click on BUY OUR SHIT! and pick out what ya want!!!!! It will be shipped directly to your house!
If you are not on our emailing list sign up now!!!! Email List This will allow you to go emails from us weekly letting you know what is going on!
BY THE WAY...unless we are doing something special.........IT WILL ALWAYS, WE REPEAT ALWAYS BE 4 BUCKS...OR LESS AT THE GEAA AND THE DEPOT!!!!!
Thank you for all your support and making every time we play such a great time! You guys are awesome!

Mar 7th, 2005
We would like to thank everyone for making March come in like a lion (using a weather term). Both the Mt. View and GEAA were packed and crazy! WE HAD A BLAST!!!! The pictures from that weekend will be up NEXT week! Please make sure you check our schedule for when we are back at both places and every other show that is upcoming. Which includes a weekend playing with Pimp once again at THE DEPOT, APRIL 15 and 16!! GET THERE EARLY AND DO NOT MISS IT! LAST TIME WAS A BLAST!
If you are not on our emailing list sign up now!!!! Email List This will allow you to go emails from us weekly letting you know what is going on!
Dont forget.....WE now have a shitload of SMARTASS merchandise for sale!!!!!! Just click on BUY OUR SHIT! and pick out what ya want!!!!! It will be shipped directly to your house!
Please keep those requests coming and sign up for our emailing list! If you have any suggestions please feel free to email us at SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com

BY THE WAY...unless we are doing something special.........IT WILL ALWAYS, WE REPEAT ALWAYS BE 4 BUCKS...OR LESS AT THE GEAA AND THE DEPOT!!!!!

Thank you for all your support and making every time we play such a great time! You guys are awesome!

Feb 27th, 2005
March is here! One step closer to spring!!!! Bout f##kin Time!!! Our 2005 is now 100% complete!!! Which will include a weekend playing with Pimp once again at THE DEPOT, APRIL 15 and 16!! GET THERE EARLY AND DO NOT MISS IT! IT WAS A BLAST THE LAST TIME!!! Please make sure you check our schedule for all our upcoming shows and any changes which may happen. If you are not on our emailing list sign up now!!!! Email List This will allow you to go emails from us weekly letting you know what is going on!
Dont forget.....WE now have a shitload of SMARTASS merchandise for sale!!!!!! Just click on BUY OUR SHIT! and pick out what ya want!!!!! It will be shipped directly to your house!
Please keep those requests coming and sign up for our emailing list! If you have any suggestions please feel free to email us at SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com
Thank you for all your support and hope to see you out soon!

Feb 5th, 2005
We would like to apologize for not having pictures up from the last few shows. THEY WILL BE UP EVENTUALLY! Gary is in Maine (Training for his new job) and has not had a chance to go thru them all. Thank you for your patience!!! Things should settle down within the next month or so and we will be back on track learning a bunch of new songs and all that stuff!
WE now have a shitload of SMARTASS merchandise for sale!!!!!! Just click on BUY OUR SHIT!
and pick out what ya want!!!!! It will be shipped directly to your house!
Please keep those requests coming and sign up for our emailing list! If you have any suggestions please feel free to email us at SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com
Thank you for all your support and hope to see you out soon! Please make sure you check our schedule for all our upcoming shows.

Jan 6th, 2005
It's hard to believe that it is 2005 already! We would like to thank everyone for making 2004 our most successful and fun year yet! We would like to thank everyone for making New Years Eve another sell-out!
Our schedule for the new year is 99% set. We are tweaking our little modifications to the website so please bare with us as we get all the bugs out! If you have any suggestions please feel free to email us at SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com You may also request new songs for us to do as well!
Dont forget to always check out the photo sectionfor pictures from almost all our shows!!!!!
Thank you for all your support and hope to see you out soon! Please make sure you check our schedule for all our upcoming shows.


Dec 15th, 2004
NEW YEARS EVE IS FAST APPROACHING!!!!! TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW AT ALL OUR SHOWS AND AT THE G.E.A.A.. THEY ARE ONLY 5 DOLLARS!!!! PLEASE DO NOT WAIT... LAST YEAR WAS A COMPLETE SELL-OUT AND OVER 75 PEOPLE THAT WANTED TO GET IN, COULD NOT!!!! SO GET YOUR TICKETS ASAP!!!!
Our 2005 schedule still has some holes in it. We are in discussions with The BERSKHIRE BLUES CAFE in Lee, MA and THE MOUNTAIN VIEW In North Adams. WE are hoping that these dates will be finalized in the very near future.
We are also in the process of getting ready to make some changes with the website. Hopefully there will be no interuption in the mean time.
Keep the song requests coming! FEEL FREE TO DROP US A LINE AT : SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com Dont forget to always check out the photo sectionfor pictures from almost all our shows!!!!!
Thank you for all your support and hope to see you out soon! Please make sure you check our schedule for all our upcoming shows.

Nov 10th, 2004
Sorry it has been so long since we have done an update on here! We want to thank ALL of you for all your continued support and making every weekend such a blast for us!
NEW TEARS EVE IS FAST APPROACHING!!!!! TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW AT ALL OUR SHOWS AND AT THE G.E.A.A.. THEY ARE ONLY 5 DOLLARS!!!! PLEASE DO NOT WAIT... LAST YEAR WAS A COMPLETE SELL-OUT AND OVER 75 PEOPLE THAT WANTED TO GET IN, COULD NOT!!!! SO GET YOUR TICKETS ASAP!!!!
We are also in the process of getting ready to make some changes with the website. Hopefully there will be no interuption in the mean time.
Keep the song requests coming! FEEL FREE TO DROP US A LINE AT : SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com Dont forget to always check out the photo sectionfor pictures from almost all our shows!!!!!
Thank you for all your support and hope to see you out soon! Please make sure you check our schedule for all our upcoming shows.

May 10th, 2004
We would like to thank everyone for coming out to all the shows and supporting Brian Benlien and us over the past month! It has been incredible! Fab should be back by the end of May and hope to see all of you then as well! We hope to have about 7-10 new songs for you by then and maybe a few other surprises as well!
For all of you asking about us at the "live at the lake" series. We wish we could give you an answer. We have NEVER been asked in the past and see no reason why we would be asked now. We thank all of you for your support and wish we could play these shows, but......we'll make the best of what shows we do have! The biggest party of the summer will be the HINSDALE FIRE DEPARTMENT BLOCK DANCE, SATURDAY JULY 17TH......DON'T MISS IT! LAST YEAR THERE WERE OVER 1500 PEOPLE THERE
Once again, there will be fireworks, food and tons of people!
Keep the song requests coming! FEEL FREE TO DROP US A LINE AT : SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com Dont forget to always check out the photo sectionfor pictures from almost all our shows!!!!!
Thank you for all your support and hope to see you out soon! Please make sure you check our schedule for all our upcoming shows.

Apr 11th, 2004
A huge thank youi to everyone for all your support. We hope that you have had as much fun as we have!
The big news for us as our guitarist FABRI, as some of you may or may not know, he has been playing with a broken collar bone for a long time and is now going to have an operation to have it put back to where it is supposed to be. He will be out of action for about a month. We wish him a speeding recovery and can't wait to share the stage with him again. He will be at our shows and maybe we can talk him into singing a song or two! In the meantime, a very good freinds of ours BRIAN BENLIEN has agreed to fill in while FAB is healing. Brian is an excellent player and a great friend. We hope you come out and welcome BRIAN and enjoy a great night of music and dancing.
Please keep the requests for songs coming. We will sson be learnign a bunch of new songs from your requests including John Mellencamp, The Beatles, Aersomith, Def Leppard, plus some classics!
Keep the song requests coming! FEEL FREE TO DROP US A LINE AT : SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com Dont forget to always check out the photo sectionfor pictures from almost all our shows!!!!!
Thank you for all your support and hope to see you out soon!

Jan 20th, 2004
We would like to thank everyone for making 2003 our most successful and most fun year yet! Honestly it was great performing for all you. We truly hope you had as much fun as we did!
2004 as started off as 2003 ended with a sell-out crowd at the GEAA, we want to thank you all of you for that. We would also like to say that all you crazy smartassaholics that were there on January 17th, set a record for most sales at the bar! So way to drink, have a great time and be cool to one another! And thank you for drinking responsibly.
The pictures from Jan 16-17 will be up within the week. You can check them out here photo section along with pictures from almost all our other shows as well!
We will be added more dates for 2004 as well, please make sure you check our schedule for all the dates!
Keep the song requests coming! FEEL FREE TO DROP US A LINE AT : SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com Dont forget to always check out the photo sectionfor pictures from almost all our shows!!!!!
Thank you for all your support and hope to see you out soon! Get there early!

Dec 8th, 2003
Hey there, New Years Eve is fast approaching. IF YOU HAVEN'T BOUGHT YOUR TICKETS FOR NEW YEARS EVE AT THE GEAA...YA BETTER NOT WAIT TO LONG!!!! TICKETS ARE ONLY 5 BUCKS...AND ARE GOING VERY FAST! YOU CAN GET THEM AT ANY OF OUR SHOWS OR AT THE GEAA!!!! DO NOT WAIT! TICKETS ARE GOING FAST!!! VERY FAST! BUY THEM NOW!
TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE AT ALL OUR SHOWS, THE GEAA AND AT GAMESTOP IN THE ALLENDALE SHOPPING CENTER
Our schedule for 2004 is taking shape. Please check our schedule for all the dates! Keep the song requests coming! FEEL FREE TO DROP US A LINE AT : SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com Dont forget to always check out the photo sectionfor pictures from almost all our shows!!!!!
Thank you for all your support and hope to see you out soon!


Nov 22nd, 2003
Hopefully most of the problems we have been experiencing on the website have been corrected..sorry about the hassle! IF YOU HAVEN'T BOUGHT YOUR TICKETS FOR NEW YEARS EVE AT THE GEAA...YA BETTER NOT WAIT TO LONG!!!! TICKETS ARE ONLY 5 BUCKS...AND ARE GOING VERY FAST! YOU CAN GET THEM AT ANY OF OUR SHOWS OR AT THE GEAA!!!! DO NOT WAIT!
Don't forget Thanksgiving weekend!!! FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 28TH AT THE GEAA...GET THERE EARLY! and SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 29TH AT OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT! Don't miss it! The first 100 people paid thru the door have a chance to win $$$$$$$$$ and lots of it! Our 2004 schedule is 98% complete, Please check our schedule for all the dates!
Keep the song requests coming! FEEL FREE TO DROP US A LINE AT : SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com Dont forget to always check out the photo sectionfor pictures from almost all our shows!!!!!
Thank you for all your support and hope to see you out soon!

Sep 26th, 2003
Hey There! Our vacation is over! We are in the middle of learning over a dozen new tunes to have for ya within the next month! We are also in the planning stages of some special little shit for our show.
One change to the schedule, The Berkshire Blues date of Oct 11th was cancelled because they booked another party (sorry S. county fans) So we called Al at The Depot and we are playing there that night instead! SO SATURDAY, OCTOBER 11TH, DO NOT MISS THE BASH AT OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT! IT SHOULD BE A BLAST. ALSO, HALLOWEEN WEEKEND WE ARE AT OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT. AND HERE'S THE DEAL.......ADMISSION FOR THAT WEEKEND AND THAT WEEKEND ONLY WILL BE $5....THE EXTRA DOLLAR IS ENTIRELY GOING TO THE PERSON WITH THE BEST COSTUME. SO IF THERE'S 250 PEOPLE THERE, YA WIN $250 BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL GO FOR BOTH NIGHTS. SO GET YOUR COSTUME READY AND WIN SOME $$$$$$$$$$$Please check our schedule for updates and other sh#t!
Keep the song requests coming! FEEL FREE TO DROP US A LINE AT : SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com Dont forget to always check out the photo sectionfor pictures from almost all our shows!!!!!
Thank you for all your support and hope to see you out soon!

Jul 23rd, 2003
We would like to thank EVERYONE for making the Hinsdale Block Dance the most successful ever! It was such a great time, we have been asked to do it again next year! WE CAN'T WAIT!
Speaking of next year, our 2004 schedule is just about complete. Please check our schedule for updates and other sh#t! We should have it posted very soon!
We still have a few foam middle fingers left, they are available at all our shows and they cost $5.
Thanks to everyone for all your emails with song suggestions etc...... Please keep them coming. We love to hear from you! Email us at: SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com And don't forget to check out the photo section for pictures of every show!
Also, Gary will be getting married Sept 13! His stag is Sunday , August 24, Get your stag tickets from Eric (the light guy) at any show!
Hope to hear from ya soon! Hope to see you all out and about this summer at one of our shows. And again, ya know we're gonna bust our asses to insure you have a great time......EVERYTIME!!!!!!

Jun 27th, 2003
Summer is here!!!! Less clothes....more fun!!!!! We are looking forward to it! We are in the process of revamping our light show (after 3 years...we've kinda broken some shit!) Our summer schedule is posted , please check it for any changes! Just click here schedule. Please note that we will again be playing at THE HARD HAT, FRIDAY, JULY 11TH AND AT THE GEAA SATURDAY, JULY 12TH! ALSO..........THE HINSDALE FIRE DEPT. BLOCK DANCE IS SATURDAY, JULY 19TH!!!! DO NOT MISS THIS PARTY! IT IS FROM 6-12 AND THERE WILL BE A LARGE FIREWORKS DISPLAY , FOOD, PLUS TONS OF MUSIC....DO NOT MISS THIS!
We are not sure if we will be playing at The Crossroads or the 19th Hole anymore. We hope we can, but we will have to see what the owners of each do. Please keep checking this section for more updates.
Gary is trying very hard to get pictures up on the site from every show as fast as he can! Please bear with him! He's a very busy boy! But please check the photo section for pictures of every show!
We would like to thank everyone for all your emails with song suggestions etc...... Please keep them coming. We love to hear from you! Email us at: SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com Hope to hear from ya soon! Hope to see you all out and abouyt this summer at one of our shows. And again, ya know we're gonna bust our asses to insure you have a great time......EVERYTIME!!!!!!

May 2nd, 2003
Hi! Well hopefully spring has sprung and we won't have to deal with anymore of that white shit! It's hard to believe we have been doing this for 3 years now, but this MAY 24TH, IT WILL BE 3 YEARS THAT WE HAVE BEEN PLAYING FOR ALL YOU GREAT PEOPLE! We have made so many great friends in that time and we look forward to the next three years playing for all you and hopefully many new friends as well.
That being said, We hope to see all of you AT OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT, SATURDAY, MAY 24TH to help us celebrate 3 years of playing for you. AS A LITTLE PRESENT, WE ARE GIVING THE FIRST 50 PEOPLE (AKA SMARTASSAHOLICS) "THE FINGER".....FOR FREE!!!! It's actually a giant foam middle finger! You can see a picture of it in our photo section on April 26th at OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT! Now you'll be able to flip us off and be sure we see ya! We will have more available for sale in the weeks that follow!
We would like to apologize for the canceling of dates at both THE CROSSROADS and THE 19TH HOLE! THE CROSSROADS dates were canceled due to the bar closing at 11pm until the end of MAY. All our other dates have been uneffected thus far. Please check our schedule for updates and other sh#t! With regards to THE 19TH HOLE. All but 2 of our shows there were on Fridays, and the owners there have decided to have DJ's on Friday nights instead, so all our shows there were canceled....SORRY!
HOWEVER - TO MAKE UP FOR SOME OF THESE DATES, WE HAVE BOOKED DATES AT THE HARD HAT IN DALTON, MA Again, Please check our schedule for updates and other sh#t! This is a nice large room, with a large dance floor and plenty of room to roam. We look forward to a fun and long relationship with THE HARD HAT! HOPE YOU WILL ALL SUPPORT US IN THIS NEW ROOM!
Keep those songs requests coming!! FEEL FREE TO DROP US A LINE AT : SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com Dont forget to always check out the photo sectionfor pictures from almost all our shows!!!!!
Thank you for all your suppport and hope to see you out soon!

Apr 9th, 2003
First of all, A big huge THANK YOU to all the attended the Rock for West Warwick Rhode Island benefit! It was an incredible success. Over $5000 was raised and the entire day was just awesome! Thanks to all! Thanks to Randy Cormier for asking us to be a part of the event as well. Great job.
In other news, our 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY IS COMING UP IN MAY! We will be celebrating at OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT, SATURDAY MAY 24TH!!!!!. WE WILL HAVE SOME SURPRISES AND GIVEAWAYS THAT NIGHT! DONT MISS IT AND GET THERE EARLY!!!!Its hard to believe that 3 years ago (MAY 25) we had a first show ever at Ozzie's. We would like to sincerely thank everyone who has supported us over the last 3 years! Its been a great, great time. WE LOOK FORWARD TO THE NEXT 3 YEARS!!!!!
Also, for anyone on our emailing list, we will be having a giveaway! ONLY THOSE ON THE EMAILING LIST WILL BE ELIGIBLE!!!!!So if you are not on our emailing list, get on it now!!! PLEASE NOTE, IF YOU HAVE A HOTMAIL ACCOUNT, WE HAVE BEEN HAVING TROUBLE SENDING EMAILS THERE. TRY TO USE A DIFFERENT ACCOUNT OTHER THAN HOTMAIL.
Please check our schedule for updates and other sh#t! Keep emailing all those song request! We love hearing from you! Drop us an emailSMARTASS@BERKSHIRE.RR.COM}

Feb 24th, 2003
First of all, our thoughts and prayers go out to all who lost a loved one in the horrible Rhode Island NightClub fire! We will be doing a benefit for the victim's families on SUNDAY, APRIL 6TH AT THE GEAA! Many of Berkshire County's bands will be there, including Rev Tor and Pimp. We hope to see everyone there!
WE WOULD ALSO LIKE TO LET EVERYONE KNOW, THAT WE WILL NO LONGER BE USING ANY PYRO OF ANY KIND AT ANYTIME OR ANY PLACE! Since the first day of this band, we have strived to put on the best show we possibly could that would be worth your 4 bucks! We never, ever wanted to be 4 guys just standing still in the dark. (And to be honest, we couldn't anyway) But nothing is worth a scratch, let alone a life!! This band has always been and will always be, YOURS!!!! WE ARE ABOUT EVERYONE THAT COMES TO SEE US HAVING A GREAT TIME - PERIOD! We want everyone to come enjoy the atmosphere when we play and not have any worries what so ever! It is with that in mind that we make this decision not to use pyro any longer. Yes, it's true that we have 2 licensed and certified pyrotechnicians in the band. But everyone's piece of mind is much much more important than us playing with toys! As someone wrote on our guest book; it's about "Great music, great people to meet and a great time!"
Our 2003 schedule is 95% complete. Please check our schedule for updates and other sh#t!
Keep those songs requests coming!! We also have a new email address: FEEL FREE TO DROP US A LINE AT : SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com Dont forget to always check out the photo sectionfor pictures from almost all our shows!!!!!
Thank you for all your suppport and hope to see you out soon! Bring along a friend who has never experienced a night with us! Hopefully they will remain friends the next day! HEE HEE HEE

Feb 13th, 2003
We hope everyone had as much fun as we did at our FREE SHOW AT THE DEPOT! Thank you to the over 300 people who came out to party with us. It was a blast! WE WILL BE HAVING ANOTHER FREE GIG FOR EVERYONE THAT IS ON OUR EMAILING LIST VERY VERY SOON. SO IF YOU ARE NOT ON THERE SIGN UP TODAY!!!!!!!!. PLEASE NOTE, IF YOU HAVE A HOTMAIL ACCOUNT, WE HAVE BEEN HAVING TROUBLE SENDING EMAILS THERE. TRY TO USE A DIFFERENT ACCOUNT OTHER THAN HOTMAIL. THANKS! Our next show will be, SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 22ND AT THE GEAA....GET THERE BEFORE 10PM AND IT IS FREE!!!!!!!! STAY TIL THE END AND WE HAVE ANOTHER SURPRISE FOR YOU!!!!!!!
Keep emailing all those song request! We love hearing from you! Drop us an emailSMARTASS@BERKSHIRE.RR.COM}

Jan 4th, 2003
Hey! Its hard to believe its 2003 already! First of all, lets talk email! OUR COMPUTER THAT HELD ALL THE EMAIL INFO DIED! SO ALL THE INFO WAS LOST! IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO GET BACK ON OUR EMAILING LIST PLEASE DROP US A LINE! THANKS TO ALL THAT HAVE DONE SO ALREADY!
WE ARE IN THE PROCESS OF LEARNING A DOZEN NEW TUNES FOR YOU, SO BE LOOKING FOR THOSE IN THE UPCOMING WEEKS!
We hope to see all of you FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 7TH AT THE CROSSROADS AND FOR A FREE FREE FREE FREE....DID WE MENTION FREE!!!!!!? SHOW AT OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT, SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 8TH! A NOTE TO EVERYONE! ALTHOUGH WE WOULD HAVE LOVED TO PLAY FOR EVERYONE AT THE MUSIC ON THE MOUNTAIN SERIES! WE WERE NOT ASKED TO DO SO! WE HAVE NOTHING BAD TO SAY ABOUT THE SERIES, THE VENUE AT WHICH IT WAS HELD OR ANY OF THE SPONSERS...PLEASE DO NOT AIM ANY HOSTILE COMMENTS TOWARDS ANYONE! WE ARE DOING THE FREE SHOW AT OZZIE'S IN GRATITUDE FOR ALL OF YOU WHO DO PAY TO PARTY WITH US WEEK IN AND WEEK OUT! WE THANK YOU! HOPE TO SEE EVERYONE THERE!
Finally, we are pleased to announce that we will be playing THE HINSDALE FIRE DEPT BLOCK DANCE, SATURDAY, JULY 19TH! There will be fireworks, food and a ton of music! Please stay tuned for more details! Hope to see you all out there soon! And please support all the local bands out there! WE ARE ALL DOING WHAT WE LOVE TO DO! WITHOUT ALL OF YOU THERE'S NO US!

Jan 3rd, 2003
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE!!!! NEW YEARS EVE WAS AGAIN A GREAT TIME! THANK YOU TO EVERYONE FOR MAKING IT SUCH A GREAT TIME!
ITS HARD TO BELIEVE 2002 IS OVER! WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU FOR MAKING THE ENTIRE YEAR SUCH A GREAT TIME! OUR 2003 SCHEDULE IS UP AND WE WILL BE ADDING DATES AS THE YEAR GOES BY!
LOOK FOR US TO LEARN A TON MORE SONGS, ADD TO OUR STAGE SHOW AND PLAY LONGER AND LONGER!!!!
HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL OUT THERE!

Nov 20th, 2002
Well, our little ( seemeed like forever though) two week vacation is just about over . We hope to see all of you FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 29TH AT OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT and AT THE G.E.A.A. ON SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 30TH!!! WE have a few surprises in store for you! Hope to see you all there!

PLEASE DO NOT FORGET THAT NEW YEARS EVE IS FAST APPROACHING! Please DO NOT WAIT TO GET YOUR NEW YEARS EVE TICKETS FOR THE GEAA. Tickets are only $10, which includes party favors and breakfast! AGAIN, ONLY 300 TICKETS WILL BE SOLD...PLEASE DO NOT WAIT!!!!! LAST YEAR WAS ABLAST AND A SELL-OUT!

Our schedule for 2003 is just about complete, just afew loose ends to tie down! We will be at The Berkshire Blues Cafe on Rt. 102 in Lee a great deal more in 2003! Please look for our complete schedule coming very soon!

Please keep those songs requests coming, we will do our best to learn all of them! Look for more lights and more explosions and more music. We also have a new email address: FEEL FREE TO DROP US A LINE AT : SMARTASS@berkshire.rr.com Dont forget to always check out the photo sectionfor pictures from almost all our shows!!!!!



Oct 16th, 2002
Hello Everyone! Well summer is over and we would like to thank everyone for making the summer such an incredible great time!
We have finalized our 2003 schedule and will be posting it very soon! Please check our schedule for updates and other sh#t! Venues for next year will include: GEAA, OZZIE'S, BERKSHIRE BLUES, THE 19TH HOLE and a few other surprises for the people in North and south county!
NEW YEARS EVE TICKETS WILL BE ON SALE VERY SOON! AND IT WILL THE SAME AS LAST YEAR.......ONLY 10 BUCKS WITH A CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST INCLUDED. PLEASE DO NOT WAIT TO GET TICKETS. WE WILL ONLY BE SELLING 300 LIKE LAST YEAR. WE HAD TO TURN AWAY OVER 50 PEOPLE LAST YEAR!!!!! PLEASE DONT WAIT!
We also have a new email address: SMARTASS@BERKSHIRE.RR.COM Drop us a line and let us know what you want and what ya dont!

Jul 7th, 2002
Hello!!! We hope everyone's summer is going great! Our 100th show together as a band is SATURDAY, JULY 13TH AT THE GEAA!!!! We are not quite sure what surprises we will have for you but we have a few things in mind. The 1st 100 paid people will get alittle something from us! But we certainly want to give an enormous thank you to all of you who have made our first 100 shows more fun than we ever could have imagined! We will still be busting our asses to insure the next 100 are even better!!!! Thank you so very much!

Apr 10th, 2002
A big thank you to The Pittsfield Police Dept. for one hell of a great time at their fund raiser. YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO PARTY!!! We were flattered that you wanted us to be a part of this great event! ( sometimes it's good to be wanted by the cops! ) Also, thank you so very much for presenting us with a wonderful plaque ( sometimes it's good to get things from the cops too! ) We look forward to doing it all over again next year! ( As long as Officer Ortega sings with us again)
Our biggest thank you has to go out to all of you who have made the last few months the best yet! Thank you so very, very much for all your support! It is because of all of you, we have played in front of the most people THE GEAA, OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT and THE CROSSROADS have had in a very, very long time! We hope to continue to see you all having as much fun as we are! You can bet we will be busting our asses to enusre you have a great time , every time! ( YOU WILL GET YOUR 4 BUCKS WORTH - EVERYTIME!)
SPEAKING OF A GREAT TIME! We are pleased to announce that we have added several great establishments to our schedule, including RED on Wendall Ave in PIttsfield, MA on FRIDAY, MAY 31ST! Also, this fall we will start playing at THE BERKSHIRE BLUES CAFE on Rt. 102 in Lee, MA We are also very pleased to add BOUSQUET to our schedule starting on SATURDAY, JUNE 15TH! Please check our schedule for updates and other sh#t!
LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST! A huge shout out has to go to a couple of the SMARTASSAHOLICS who actually went out and got tattoos of our little smartass guy! WE never , ever thought we would see that! THANK YOU! For those of you who do not wanna get a tattoo, we will be getting more t-shirts and maybe hats very soon!
PS - Of course we continue to learn new songs ( keep those requests coming) And we just had to go out and buy more lights, more explosions and more toys! Look for those in the coming weeks!
FEEL FREE TO DROP US A LINE AT : SMARTASSBAND@aol.com Dont forget to always check out the photo sectionfor pictures from almost all our shows!

Mar 9th, 2002
Hello, we sincerely hope all is well from your end. Things could not be better with us. First of all, we would like to thank the over 400 people who came to see us at the GEAA, Saturday, March 2nd. WOW! WHAT A NIGHT! When we started this, we never, ever thought we would play in front of that many people in one night. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!
We are in the process of learning about a dozen new songs ( gotta keep it fresh for y'all ) WE are also in the process of trying to play some different places. Please check our schedule for updates and other sh#t! WE HAVE ALSO BOUGHT SOME MORE PYRO SO WE CAN BLOW MORE SHIT UP! LOOK FOR THAT IKN MARCH N APRIL!
Please note also, that on APRIL 5TH, 2002. WE WILL BE PLAYING THE PITTSFIELD POLICE DEPARTMENT FUND RAISER AT THE ITIALIAN AMERICAN CLUB ON NEWELL ST! IT IS OPEN TO THE PUBLIC AND WE HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE! . Maybe they'll give you 5 dollars off your next ticket! TICKETS WILL BE $4 AND $10 IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO EAT DINNER!
FEEL FREE TO DROP US A LINE AT : SMARTASSBAND@aol.com Dont forget to always check out the photo sectionfor pictures from almost all our shows!
THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT, HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL VERY SOON!

Feb 7th, 2002
We are busy learning a bunch of new songs! Hopefully by the end of February we'll have a dozen new songs for you. We would like to thank all of you for your input on which songs to learn...keep the requests coming!
We are currently talking with THE IRON BELL in Pittsfield and THE BERKSHIRE BLUES CAFE in Lee, MA about possible shows in those fine establishments. Please check our schedule for updates.
On APRIL 5TH, WE WILL BE PLAYING THE PITTSFIELD POLICE DEPARTMENT FUND RAISER AT THE ITIALIAN AMERICAN CLUB ON NEWELL ST IN PITTSFIELD! This is open to the general public and anyone 21 and over is welcome to come. We will begin playing at 9pm! The donation will be 4 dollars. If you would like, they are also serving a dinner from 6-9. If you would like to eat then rock ... IT IS ONLY $10.... THIS IS FOR A GREAT CAUSE AND WE HOPE TO SEE ALL THE SMARTASSAHOLICS THERE!!!

DONT FORGET TO SIGN UP FOR OOUR EMAILING LIST IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE SO ALREADY!!!!

Dec 31st, 2001
Hey There! Well 2001 is over! All of us, would like to thank all of you for your great support. You made 2001 more fun than we ever imagined! We promise to keep busting our asses to insure you a great time everytime you come see us play! We will continue to learn new songs and provide the best show we can! We are determined to give you the most bang for your 4 bucks throughout 2002! Please check our schedule for our entire 2002 schedule.
Please note also, that on APRIL 5TH, 2002. WE WILL BE PLAYING THE PITTSFIELD POLICE DEPARTMENT FUND RAISER AT THE ITIALIAN AMERICAN CLUB ON NEWELL ST! IT IS OPEN TO THE PUBLIC AND WE HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE! . Maybe they'll give you 5 dollars off your next ticket!
We are available to play parties and other gatherings, please drop us an email at: SMARTASSBAND@aol.com Price will vary, but we will burn your rug for free! ( just kidding! )
Dont forget to always check out the photo sectionfor pictures from almost all our shows!
WE WISH YOU AND ALL YOUR LOVED ONES A GREAT 2002! WE HOPE TO SEE YOU VERY SOON! AGAIN, THANK YOU SO VERY VERY VERY MUCH FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT!

Sep 24th, 2001
We would like to announce that we will be playing 2 benefits to help with relief efforts from September 11th! The first will be at Munchie's Pub in Pittsfield on Oct 7th from 1pm until ???. We will be playing with several other local bands to help. Tickets are $15, please help! The second will be Oct. 21st at Gringo's in North Adams from 1- ???
Also, you will see a container taking money to be donated to the widows and children of the firefighters and policemen lost at the World Trade Center. We the band, WILL MATCH ANY MONEY PUT IN THERE!!!!! IF at the end of the night there is $300 in the container, we will match that! And write a check out to the firefighters and policemen for $600!!!!
On a happier note! DON NOT FORGET THAT HALLOWEEN IS FAST APPROACHING!!! We will be at OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT BOTH FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, OCTOBER 26TH AND 27TH!! MAKE SURE YA WEAR A COSTUME (There will be prizes). Also, New Years Eve tickets will be going on sale in October! Please get your ASAP! We will be playing at The GEAA, tickets will be $10, and there willbe a limit of only 300 people!
FABRI IS DOING MUCH BETTER AND IS ALMOST 100% - THANK YOU TO EVERYONE FOR ALL YOUR CONCERN!
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!

Sep 18th, 2001
Well, it's almost impossible to hear the national anthem, or any other patriotic song for that matter, without getting some tears in your eyes! The horrific events of September 11th have made everyone more aware of how great this country actually is! Many have asked why they have not recieved emails etc.. from us in well over a month. First there was Fabri's motorcycle accident and then.......... We just did not feel right in sending out an email telling what was going on for the weekend, when it seemed so insignificant to what was going on in the world. We were not even sure we were going to perform up until Thursday! We are glad we did and we are glad everyone that attended had a good time!
If you would like to contribute to the relief efforts for the victims and their families of September 11th, we have a few places you can contact!
OF COURSE PLEASE GIVE BLOOD!
- Police & Fire Widow & Children Fund
PO Box 3713
Grand Central Station
New York , NY 10163
- New York 9-11 Relief Fund (You can make this check out to them and drop it at any fire station)
- 1-800-HELP NOW (To donate money to the red cross)
- 1-800-GIVE LIFE (hotline for blood donations)
There are many many more agencies out there helping, please help in anyway you can! Thank you

Aug 21st, 2001
Hello everyone! Well unfortunetly , not all news can be good! On Sunday, Fabri was in a motorcycle accident and sustained a fractured skull and other less significant injuries. He will be fine with time. This may take alittle while and we have cancelled some shows. Please check our schedule schedule for all updates. As of now we plan on playing OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 14TH AND 15TH
If you would like more information about Fabri and what is going on with us, please feel free to email us at: SMARTASSBAND@aol.com
We want to thank all of you for all your concern for Fab and all of your support. We will be back full blast real soon! Thank you all!

oh yeah - for all of you who were there or were not, the pictures are up from our last performance at Ozzie's Dalton Depot. Check out the photo section. Thanks a million - See ya soon!

Jun 26th, 2001
YYEESSS!!! Summer is finally here!! We are looking forward to spending all of it with all you crazy SMARTASSAHOLICS!!! We have just bought more lights, more pyro, more "stuff"!!! WE hope you will enjoy it! Our goal has not changed. We are going to give the best show, the most music and everything else we've got for your 4 dollars.......always!!!!
There are still a few t-shirts left in both large and XL - They will be available at all our shows until they are gone. We will have the foam fingers, hats and stickers very soon!
Our next shows will be FRIDAY, JUNE 29th AT THE HOMECLUB in HINSDALE (3 MILES UP THE ROAD FROM THE DEPOT) and SATURDAY, JUNE 30th at OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT. Hope to see you all there! Take care and again.THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT! Feel free to drop us an email at SMARTASSBAND@AOL.COM

May 27th, 2001
Boy does time fly! It's hard to believe that we have been playing out for a year now. We want to sincerely thank everyone for all your incredible support. We never imagined we would have the honor of playing to so many great people so quickly. Again, we thank you all!
We want to state once again; THAT WE ARE YOUR BAND! So if there is something you would like to see or hear, please feel free to email us at: SMARTASSBAND@AOL.COM and we will do our best to make you happy!
We still have some t-shirts left for sale. They are $15 in your choice of colors (as long as it's white) They will be available at all our shows and you may also email us and we can let you know how to get them through the mail!
Our next shows will be FRIDAY, JUNE 1st AT THE HOMECLUB in HINSDALE (3 MILES UP THE ROAD FROM THE DEPOT) and SATURDAY, JUNE 2nd at THE GEAA in Pittsfield. Hope to see you all there! Take care and again.THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT!

May 9th, 2001
Well, it's hard to believe we've been together for almost a year now. we want to thank all of you for your support and making this so much fun for us! As we have said from day one: WE ARE YOUR BAND! So again, please let us know if there is anything you would like to hear or see!
We hope everyone enjoyed the show at the GEAA. We will be there again June 2nd......and with more pyro (Hee hee hee). But please do not forget to come see us at The Crossroads, May 18th and at Ozzie's Dalton Depot, May 19th! Please get there early! Check our schedule for other dates. Also, for anyone that wants to know this far in advance. NEW YEARS EVE WE WILL BE PLAYING AT THE GEAA!!!!!!! TICKETS WILL BE 10 BUCKS....PERIOD! And if anyone really, really wants to plan in advance, our 2002 schedule is complete! Thats right, we are completely booked thru the end of 2002!! If you would like to know where and when, please feel free to email us at SMARTASSBAND@AOL.COM
And finally.......THE T-SHIRTS ARE HERE!!!, THE T-SHIRTS ARE HERE!!!! WE will have them available for sale starting at The CROSSROADS show. They will be $15 and are in full color with the smartass logo and guy on the front! Also, coming soon will be : HATS, WINDOW STICKERS, FOAM MIDDLE FINGERS! and anything else we can think of! :-P Hope to see you all out at our shows!! Thanks again for all your support!

Apr 10th, 2001
AAAAHHHHHH! Summer is coming! No more 12 feet of snow at every one of our shows! We are currently learning some more songs requested by some of you. Again, if you would like to hear a song please feel free to email us through this website or at SMARTASSBAND@AOL.COM We will do our best to learn it as quickly as possible!
We have also just purchased some new special effects which will probably make their debut at the GEAA on May 5th! It should be cool! We are in the process of ordering t-shirts, which we will have sometime in May.
OUr next shows will be FRIDAY, APRIL 20TH at THE CROSSROADS in Pittsfield and SATURDAY, APRIL 21ST at OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT! PLEASE GET TO BOTH OF THESE SHOWS EARLY! FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT WERE AT THESE PLACES THE LAST TIME....YOU KNOW WHAT WE MEAN!!! WOW! WE HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL OUT. TAKE CARE, AND DONT BE A STRANGER!!!!

Mar 5th, 2001
Hi There!!!! We want to thank everyone for all your support! 2001 has started out better than we ever imagined. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH! We are busy learning a lot of new songs which we hope to play at the GEAA, FRIDAY , MARCH 9TH and GRINGO'S in North Adams, SATURDAY, MARCH 10TH!
We have also booked several shows at THE HOMECLUB in Hinsdale! so far those dates are FRIDAY , APRIL 6TH, FRIDAY, JUNE 1ST AND FRIDAY JUNE 29TH!! We will be talking with THE HARDHAT within the next couple of days and we'll let ya know when we're playing there as well!
Again, if there is a song you would like us to play or just wanna say hi, drop us a line at SMARTASSBAND@AOL.COM or just say hello on our guest book here on the website - Better known as "HE SAID, SHE SAID BULLSH#T". HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU ALL SOON AND OF COURSE SEE YOU OUT AT OUR SHOWS!!!

Dec 20th, 2000
We would like to wish everyone a very happy and healthy holiday season! And as the year comes to a close, we would like to thank all of you for making our first year together and first 7 months of performing, so successful and enjoyable! THANK YOU! To close out the year we will be playing SATURDAY, DECEMBER 30TH at OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT and NEW YEARS EVE AT OZZIES TOO!!! TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE AT OZZIE'S, BABBAGE'S AT THE BERKSHIRE MALL OR CONTACT US VIA EMAIL AT SMARTASSBAND@AOL.COM. PLEASE DO NOT EMAIL US THROUGH THE WEBSITE, WE ARE STILL EXPEREINCING SOME DIFFICULTIES! AGAIN, TICKETS ARE $20, WHICH GETS YOU IN FREE SATURDAY NIGHT AND NEW YEARS EVE, WHICH WILL INCLUDE PARTY FAVORS, CHAAMPAGNE AND A CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST AFTERWARDS!! A LIMITED AMOUNT OF TICKETS ARE BEING SOLD-DO NOT WAIT!! THERE ARE NOT THAT MANY LEFT! IF TICKETS ARE STILL AVAILABLE, THEY WILL BE $25 AT THE DOOR!!!
There will be a benefit for our good friend LEE DAVIS, who passed away recently, we hope all of you can attend. Although we are being advertised to be pplaying at this benefit, we regret to say that due to other commitments by some band members, WE WILL BE UNABLE TO PERFORM AT THE BENEFIT. WE PLAN ON DOING SOMETHING FOR LEE ON OUR OWN IN FEBRUARY! STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER DETAILS!

Nov 18th, 2000
Howdie everyone! First of all, we would like to wish everyone a very Happy Thanksgiving!!!! And we want to let you know that we will be playing out FRIDAY, DECEMBER 1ST at OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT and SATURDAY, DECEMBER 2ND at THE GEAA in Pittsfield!!! so you can dance off all the turkey and stuffing and everything else. we have a learned some more songs as per your requests from emails etc...
ALSO, SALES OF NEW YEARS EVE TICKETS ARE GOING FAST!!!!! AGAIN, WE WILL BE PLAYING NEW YEARS EVE AT OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT. TICKETS ARE $20 IN ADVANCE AND $25 AT THE DOOR IF THERE ARE ANY AVAILABLE!!! BUYING THIS TICKET WILL ALLOW YOU TO GET IN FREE FOR OUR SHOW AT OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT ON SATURDAY, DECEMBER 30TH. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN PURCHASING TICKETS YOU MAKE EMAIL US, VISIT GARY AT BABBAGE'S (HE ALWAYS HAS TICKETS THERE) SEE US AT ALL OUR SHOWS, WE WILL HAVE TICKETS WITH US!!! YOU CAN ALSO GO TO OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT AND PICK THEM UP!!! PLEASE DO NT WAIT!!! THEY ARE GOING FAST AND WE ARE ONLY SELLING 180 OF THEM!!!! WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU ALL!!!! THANKS

Oct 23rd, 2000
Wow!!!! It's almost November!!! Our first 5 months of performing have been an absolute blast!!! We would like to thank all of you!!!!! Another big thank you needs to go out to all of you who attended the benefit for Jadene Alfonso, it was a great success and that was only because of all of you. THANK YOU!!!!!
In regards to other shit.......... Our next shows are the first weekend of November. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 3rd at OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT and SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 4th at THE GEAA in Pittsfield!!! We hope to see you all there!!! We promise a few new interesting twists! (Here's a Hint: Better rest up.......a lot!)
ALSO, TICKETS FOR NEW YEAR'S EVE AT OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT ARE NOW AVAILABLE!! YOU MAY PURCHASE THEM THROUGH ANY BAND MEMBER OR AT OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT!!! We are only selling 180, so please do not wait!!! Buying this ticket for $20, will obviously get you in New Year's Eve, but will also get you in free when we play at OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT, SATURDAY DEC. 30th. If you have any questions, feel free to email us at SMARTASSBAND@AOL.COM or call OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT!!! HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE!!!

Sep 27th, 2000
Hey there!!!! Again, we want to thank all of you who have made all our shows such a great time!! We look forward to seeing all of you at FRIDAY, OCTOBER 6TH at OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT and SATURDAY, OCTOBER 7TH at THE GEAA in Pittsfield.
WE WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE WILL BE PLAYING AT OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT ON NEW YEAR'S EVE!!!!!!! Tickets will be $20 in advance and $25 at the door. The advanced ticket will also allow you to get in free the night before when we play there!!!! So tell everyone. Please DO NOT WAIT!!!! SEATING IS VERY, VERY LIMITED!!!!! ONLY 200 PEOPLE WILL BE ALLOWED IN......WE BASICALLY HAD MORE THAN THAT THE LAST TIME WE PLAYED THERE!!! SO GET YOUR TICKETS NOW. YOU MAY GET A HOLD OF ANY BAND MEMBER OR ANYONE AT OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT WILL BE ABLE TO ASSIST YOU.
We had such a blast at THE CROSSROADS, we have booked shows there thru February of next year. We are also booked at OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT thru the end of 2001 along with THE GEAA. We are looking forward to a crazy year!!! ALL, AND WE MEAN ALL THE DATES WILL BE POSTED VERY SOON..... We have heard your complaints about this one month at a time shit. WE'LL BE GIVING YOU THE WHOLE PICTURE!!!! PROMISE!!!!! Check our schedule for all show information!!!!

Aug 15th, 2000
Hello!!! First of all, we would like to thank all of you for making July such a successful and fun month for us!!!! Although we have not been playing out, that does not mean we've been staying in playing with ourselves. We have used the time to learn some new songs, add another $1000 in lights and other toys (Ya can never have enough toys! Too much, is never enough!) Plus we have aded some new shows at THE CROSSROADS in PITTSFIELD, MA check our schedule for when. We have also been f##kin' with the website, as you can tell. WE have a links page which is the "GO TO HELL, AND OTHER COOL PLACES" page. And also we have a guest book page, called; "HE SAID, SHE SAID BULLSH#T" which will allow to say hello and let everyone see it! So go make your mark!!!
We are starting to get requests for t-shirts, hats and window stickers for your car. Let us know if you're interested, If you want em.......we'll get em! We would like to send out a "GET WELL SOON" to John ( He's the crazy short guy at most of our shows, running around like a nut, also known as "Dr. Evil".) He's in the hospital right now. We hope to see John and the rest of you at our upcoming shows GRINGO'S (North Adams, MA) SATURDAY, AUGUST 26TH and back home at OZZIE'S DALTON DEPOT, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 8TH!!!!
We will begin to book through June of next year at the end of the month, and will post it as soon as the dates are finalized. Again, we will only be playing out every other weekend, so that'll give us, and you a week to recover!!!!! See ya all soon!!!!!

Jul 11th, 2000
WOW!!!! That word does not even begin to describe July 7th at Ozzie's Dalton Depot. We would like to sincerely thank the over 300 people who went crazy with us there. We didn't think that many people could fit in there....then make that much noise!!!! THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!!!!!!! Pictures from the night are in our photo section , but they do not do the night justice!!!! Just an incredible night of fun and music (WITH NO FIGHTS...WHICH IS GREAT!!!!) The owner is currently trying to reschedule some bands so that we can play there again in August, check out our schedule for where and when. And please do not forget about this FRIDAY, JULY 14th at BOUSQUET SKI AREA in Pittsfield.
We would also like to thank everyone at GRINGO'S for a great night. Alittle over a hundred people had a great deal of fun, and we had a blast!!!! Sorry the flames scared some of you!!!...OOPS!! We are looking forward to playing there again SATURDAY, AUGUST 26th. Hope to see you all there as well!!!!

Jun 25th, 2000
We would like to thank the dedicated people who stayed the entire night with us at the PNA!! Thank you so very much!!! We will be back on SATURDAY, JULY 29th hope to see you all there again!! Sorry there are no pictures from the PNA, Joe our camera man was feeling under the weather and couldn't make it! He will be back for all of our shows in July! Check our schedule for where and when!
Also, we've been in touch with our good friends in Wishful Thinking and they have a website too. Check it out Wishful Thinking Have a great summer.......Hope to see y'all soon!!!!!!

Jun 12th, 2000
Greetings!!!! Bousquet finally gave us a call and we are now playing there!!! Make sure you mark down FRIDAY, JULY 14th We will be starting at 9:30, so get there early so ya don't miss all the fireworks. We would like to thank Jason and Katie, for bugging the hell out of Bousquet management to get this date. There will be many more to follow throughout the year keep checking our schedule.
In other news, Joe took away Gary's training wheels, so now any screw ups are all his fault!!! Thank god Joe was here....this would have never happened. Oh yeah, one more thing.....THE REAL pictures from the Depot are now up...don't believe me... go check it out!! We hope you like everything......Please tell a friend about us and bring them to our next show!!!! Let's hear from ya!!!

May 28th, 2000
We would like to thank all of the over 100 people who attended the show last night ... wow, were you guys loud!!! It went better than we ever dreamed possible. With the holiday and everything else that was going on around the area we were amazed at the turnout for our first show. We want to thank everyone who attended for being so loud and rowdy, without causing any trouble! It was awesome!!! For those of you who missed it ... or can't remember, check out the photo section.
In other news, we finally reached G